POOP

 

One of the cruelest lies Johnny Depp told was that Amber Heard sh*t on her own bed. The lie was designed to disgust people and ridicule her.

HILDA VARGAS

Hilda Vargas (the cleaner) said she found the poop, photographed it cleaned and washed the sheets then when Kevin Murphy called she sent the photo to him. 

KEVIN MURPHY

Murphy said he got the photo and went over to the Penthouse and saw the poop on the bed. This is a lie because Vargas already said she cleaned it up before sending the photo.

In the UK Murphy testified that Amber told him it was a prank. When Murphy would no longer testify in the US, Starling Jenkins took over the story in the US saying Amber told him it was a horrible joke gone wrong. Jenkins had not mentioned any of this in his UK statement. 

Depp simply switched the witnesses to keep the story going.

JOHNNY DEPP’S OBSESSION WITH POOP

Depp alleges that Amber defecated in his bed. The Judge in the UK trial quite rightly did not entertain this accusation saying that “In my view, whether Ms Heard or one of her friends was in fact responsible is not important. It is remote from the central issue, namely whether Mr Depp assaulted Ms Heard. It is not even of significant relevance to whether Ms Heard assaulted Mr Depp.”

COIL OF DOOKIE

During Depp’s cross examination, a few references to poop come up. On 11th October 2013, Depp wrote in a text to his assistant, Stephen Deuters. “Will you squat in front of the door of the master bedroom and leave a giant coil of dookie so that Amber steps in it and thinks that one of the dogs, primarily Boo, has a major problem. It’ll be funny!!!’

It’s worth noting that Depp himself recognises that their dog, ‘Boo’ has a bowel problem which Amber has consistently maintained was the cause of the accidental dog poop on the bed.

POOP ON YOUR CHEST

Depp cut his hand during a drunken episode and required stitches. He sent a text to his assistant Stephen Deuters letting him know he may need stitches but also wrote “I will poop on your chest.” As noted in the trial documents, Wass suggests that Depp has a ‘lavatorial sense of humour.’

DEPP, MANSON & HUNTER, AND DEFECATING ON HOLLYWOOD STAR

In an interview to Zane Beats Radio 1 Show Marilyn Manson recounts an incident when he was with Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Depp. Marilyn recounts, “So then we proceeded to try to piss and/or sh*t upon Johnny’s Walk of Fame star that he had just gotten…Hunter, Johnny and me but the three of us could not muster up either shits or pisses so we ended up just coming back home.”

CONCLUSION

Most people don’t have such a fascination with poop that they will text their staff about it to set up poop pranks on their spouses. Nor do they focus on it while their marriage is falling apart and their parent has just died but that is what Depp did. Amber testified: 

“Our marriage was over, falling apart in front of our eyes, his mum had just passed, I couldn’t believe he wanted to talk about faeces”. 

This was a month after the faeces on the bed incident. Depp was accusing Amber’s friends of leaving the deposit. Maybe he thought they were mocking him in some way. Maybe he was extra sensitive about his fascination with poop and blew up in the rage which led to throwing a phone at Amber’s face. 

It sure does look like it’s Depp who is fascinated with poop. Now he has an army of fans always posting poop emoji’s and meme’s. One of them embarrassingly supported him by wearing a poop costume to court. Is he horrified or happy that his fans are also so obsessed with faeces? I guess we’ll never know. 

Amber has over 300 domestic violence organisations and professionals supporting her. Depp has poop obsessed fans.